…they come in all sizes, shapes, and forms. Oh, the forms! How can one doubt that whether by creation or evolution, the cosmic forces were having a good laugh when they came up with these:
…and you say, “But Chris, get your mind out of the gutter. Clearly they resemble pickles.” To which I say, “There’s only one kind of pickle these resemble, and Vlasic does not make them.” I’m just saying. Hiariously, along with the vertical part there were also two rather bulbous parts growing in almost all of these pots (you can find them now at Redenta’s on Skillman). With spikes. Long, scary spikes emerging from them. As much as I wanted to include them in one of my pots for mother’s day, the spikes did deter my enthusiasm. I know mom would have laughed, so that’s enough for me. Would you like to see a closeup of these? Of course you would.
Wow, I bet you’re thinking, ‘that’s huge, get that out of my face!’ But just try to look away, I dare you. It’s like a trainwreck.
And for those of you who might be actually wondering what they are called, I must say I am going to have to make a return trip to find out… I was too busy laughing the first time around. Enjoy the spring, Chris